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Montag, 24. März 2014

#26 ladies only - unred-flag your love life



girl, god gave you intuition for a reason - to prevent you from doing things that turn out as a total failure.

we are far from perfect, so yes we get trapped into failure from time to time. but if you fell off your bike in childhood then you learned from it, so the next time you'll wear a helmet and avoid thrilling but dangerous ramps - hopefully, if you aren't a freak and enjoy pain and adrenalin. but this isn't a holla at my hoes blog, this is a blog for women who know what they want in life and get their asses up and achieve that motherfucking status as THE lady in a man's life.

and of course one might say you learn by experience - so you should collect a handful of that - but if you did some "experience collecting" and you just cry after man nr 3 then there is definitely something wrong in the way you learn - cuz regarding the circumstances - you didn't learn anything. i'm talking about the typical "red flag" problems women face since ever, there is always the possibility that you broke up for bad reasons (family or whatever). but you know and i know that most break ups were just a matter of time - worse are those hilarious on-off hoppers. hearing your bff girl complaining on the phone since.. ehm.. ever? and probably you aren't any better but you still keep up the hope for true love to hit you sideways.

i'm just tired of excuses - excuses us women come up with to cover up shitty behavior from our so called partner. desperate women will search for proven-love-evidence to show that he's not all that of a shitty fucktard. well infact as i like to say, if you put sugar on shit that sucker won't turn into a brownie.

laying down the most simple and easiest principles that will surely provent you from grabbing the next wannabe-shit-brownie

#1 if he looks like a womanizer - he is a womanizer

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ok in his case i'd say he is a girlnizer but you get what i point out - when he has the vibe of a so called player, talks like one - although weak vajayjay will get wet like a waterfall - 99% he is a damn player. you see it in the way he walks, poses, amount of selfies he has on facebook or just in general how in love he is with himself and shows off. they show off their balls like historical dinosaurs who want to attract a mate - yo this is 2014 the more he shows off the more he turns me off cause in the end the world evolves around him - only him - oh did i mention... him?! no you don't want an egocentric womanizer where you have to chop off his groupie bitches like machete would do. nah nah headache ahead - big time. and if you think u da gamechanger - sorry hun you ain't a damn gamechanger cuz if so you wouldn't have to read my blog.


#2 sexting on the phone - phone l.o.v.e







i know your vajayjay probably starves for a little wetty wets but don't - never - give in to sexting as long as you two aren't in a commited relationship. the faster you give in the lower he'll handle you on his hitlist - once you're mainly pussy in his eyes you'll hardly move on from there. sad but you don't even need to sleep with him to get stuck in the pussyzone, you already opened your legs via phone. it's like running low on gas in a fucking desert. it's bad enough if you are an emotional whore / physical whore but don't turn into a phone whore. i know it's thrilling and exciting to flirt on the phone but the more you communicate via phone the lesser you'll have chances to bond with him in person. fucktards will mostly use their damn phone to communicate with you, texting you 24/7 in the beginning and then either they hit nd quit it and got bored of your too willing vajayjay or you showed him your lovely emotional whore side. keep texting to the minimum, acceptable are sweet good mornings/goodnights and planing dates with you. so you talk with your crush on the phone 24/7 - uh you must be so close - nah forget that shit. real effort requires real time together, face to face.


#3 wack effort - wack budget dates




there's nothing wrong with being low on money but there's def something wrong with being all greedy and being monty-burns-like. if a guy realy wants you then a quickie at MC DO isn't enough! it's not enough to simply want to fulfill the "necessary" amounts of dates and simply fulfill it with cheapos like MC DO - ehm sorry u ain't messing with a cheap hoe hoe over here. it's about the effort you put into our date and no - "it's whatever u like"  - too easy too cheap. oh another cheapo is "wanna come over and watch some dvd "ehm dude, no I ain't gonna suck ur dick just like that." - girls it's about quality time, it's about quality effort he wants to put into getting to know you. how much is he really interested into getting to know you, the real you behind all those shy giggles and makeup. bringing up some effort gets those players some cheap pussy and at times dramatic pussy. girl you ain't one of those cheapos.



Freitag, 11. Oktober 2013

#17 ladies only - the pussy curse






it's real, it's everywhere, it is or was in you and me - like a frikkin apple allergy that gets your throat swollen as soon as you eat from the forbidden apple. you know it and you'll do it over and over again until you suffocate from that motherfucker.

i know many women who are or were in this fucked up situation - like poison it infiltrates their mind and pussy takes the lead without any common sense. selfworth, selfrespect, dignity? what's that?! can you eat that shit? oh girl... ask your bff to slap you real hard or eat that apple nd suffocate. i know how it is, no matter who tells you that you are out of your mind, that you should stop bla bla bla you simply won't because you didn't crash hard enough by now or didn't find someone better.

sounds hard huh? but there are just two possibilities: crash so hard that your pussy gets knocked out nd your common sense takes back the lead or mr right aka mr better smashes you sideways with his amazing self so all you can and want to see is him. otherwise you are doomed to be a slave of your own lusty foolish pussy and she'll whisper with sweet promises that mr wrong will change. you look at him like he's mr adonis with a white horse but in reality you are looking at a damn frog with a crappy gray pony - grab that sucker nd smash it against the wall - nooooo, better, drop him from a cliff and sing "bye bye bye oh you damn fucktard aha aha i like iiiiiit aha aha fuck yoouuuhhuuu" *nsync style*

i had a long nd hard time to realize that this apple doesn't do me any good nd all it wants is to get devoured nd suffocate me - i crashed so hard that you could scratch me off the floor but that's how i learned to let go nd dictated my pussy where it belongs - down there nd not in my head. so in conclusion: you'll stay pussy cursed until you release yourself or get released - until then, have fun, crash hard - but the day will come soon enough when you wake up and realize. so don't worry too much and don't bash yourself too much because everyone else is fingerpointing.

trust me, as soon as you master this step - wether you made it on your own or mr best released your poor pussy - and mr fucktard comes back - and oh he will because it's his game that he's running with you - satisfaction will be sooooo big that you want to jerk off 10 times. same here, mr big returned with a txt last night nd i whipped it off my shoulder like a boss... took me over half a year to be as tough as i am now - told him to stop txting me cuz it's over.