#11 ladies only - your pipe's worth

ps: hansi i miss you....... mama won't forget you <3

best pipes in town but girls treat them like a theme park? priding themselves sky high how bad they are - fooling themselves that they have the tightest pipe nd THEY fuck men real good?! give me a second to laugh my ass off.- ok CONTENANCE girls! - "he'll remember his best ride ever" ehm.... nope. probably he'll be checking with his doc for some STD once he realizes who he just banged and if he has any common sense. (tip: check yourself the next time, you never know especially when you hand over the keys that easy)

they sell themselves like cheap replicas - on the outside a bangin new audi nd on the inside a fucked up wack lancia with 900.000 km on the tacho, kebap nd burger stains, broken camshafts and a smokin pipe, yeh smokin from all that bullshit they pride themselves with  - so bad huh?

your pipe should match your package - you can be the whole package including parking system, smooth coniacian leather seats, sickest board computer, bang nd olufsen sound system and some nice rims. who wants a ferrari with 900.000 km which was handed over from one dirty fucker to the next dirty fucker - your worth decreases and decreases eachtime you give away another free ride with your pipe without him having any serious intentions. sure the same applies to men - but our sad society doesn't see "players" with a never ending hit list as less worthy, that's the sad truth - face it. those men will fuck around like there is no tomorrow, thinking once they decide to settle they can still pull diamonds out of the dirty coals - they need to face THEIR sad truth on their own soon enough.

it's foolish to think you can make a man settle with sex, sure he'll smash your ass, tell you how mindblowing good you suck him nd how u are the "sickest"- but will he make you his wifey? probably not - remember, nobody wants a wack nd broke ferrari when he can get a nice slick audi with less km and without those nasty stains - he'll hit you up for a free ride whenever he's bored but won't buy your cheap replica ass.

be picky - even if some girls look out for a fwb - be picky, you should be proud enough and worthy enough  to chose wisely who you invite for a ride. go and ask if you can ride a lambo for free - they'll be checkin you out and roll over the floor "man, you can't ride a lambo just like that" - THAT exact same look you'll be throwing on the next half ass player who tries to hook you up for free. because your pipe isn't a cheap theme park, right?