#23 ladies only - handling fucktards

oh those desperate fucktards - fucktards everywhere - believe it or not, men can be even worse than women when it comes to spread rumors or start trippin cuz one of those creeps couldn't get a bite of your pussy cake. they don't really need you to hit that bat hard in their face - just a cocky look here, a turn down there or maybe the fact that you didn't greet his stupid ass and voilà - we have egg omelette. did you ever wonder where they come from?! all of a sudden you have an army of fucktards in your garden, peeing on your roses like dogs - sniffing their own shit after unloading their obvious wack ego-diarrhea. oh so lovely, smells like "man my ego is busted lemme stroke that shit by making her look like a whore".

Imma be like ...

especially when you hear shit that is obviously so dead wrong and false that it gives you chuckles - i can tell you one thing - if men make the effort to talk bullshit about you eventhough you don't know them really well or you didn't see them in moooooonths - you def crushed some eggs baby. high five on that - if you're on a hate-trip then spill it out, but if you start shit after years (?! like wtf is wrong with you) or months then i wonder what you do at home when you are alone? do you grab my pic, jerk off and hide in the corner crying cuz it sucks to depend on your hand? maybe you are just tired of miss p(orn) and all pussies which are available ain't shit? it doesn't really matter whose eggs you put in the crusher and pressed "10" - fact is they are either bored or try to cause a shitstorm in your personal life. never underestimate the bro love among men, it doesn't matter if 8 out of 10 guys wouldn't say shit about you, if 2 guys out of the "gang" feel the need to go after your sexy ass and make you look like a whore so they have an ego boner again - trust me the whole pack will be after you.

ladies, if you know that you didn't do anything bad and know that the rumors are false - don't investigate energy in sniffing out the ultimate shitter. although doesn't it say if you kill the ultimate boss vampire you kill all of his suckers that he infected? well that sounds alluring right, but don't involve yourself at all, beside that you'd only feed their thirsty dicks you'll look even more "guilty". just sit back, relax and smile bright like a motherfucking diamond the next time you see those fucktards. the less you try to fight them the less funny it is for them - you have nothing to hide nor to fear.

i must admit it strokes my own ego lol cuz none of these thirsty wannabes got a hold on me and instead of stunnting around like they own the world with their wack sneakers, wack beards which make them look like creepy pedophiles, cheap ass whores who suck their dicks in a row cuz they are so fame hungry - remember sharing is caring - just look at them this way: they swing around their dicks for every whore to suck or to fuck, those wackos won't pull diamonds out of coals, they live a wasted "yolo" life and those are exactly the ones who'll settle for a basic bottom bitch - because at age 40 none of the sane alpha ladies will waste their time with loosers like them and all they bang is young pussy (who'll get bored of your old dick after you fucked her a few times) and when they finally get a girl to settle down it will be one of the girls from the good old days back then who used to deepthroat all of their homies.

sucks to be you huh

#11 ladies only - your pipe's worth

ps: hansi i miss you....... mama won't forget you <3

best pipes in town but girls treat them like a theme park? priding themselves sky high how bad they are - fooling themselves that they have the tightest pipe nd THEY fuck men real good?! give me a second to laugh my ass off.- ok CONTENANCE girls! - "he'll remember his best ride ever" ehm.... nope. probably he'll be checking with his doc for some STD once he realizes who he just banged and if he has any common sense. (tip: check yourself the next time, you never know especially when you hand over the keys that easy)

they sell themselves like cheap replicas - on the outside a bangin new audi nd on the inside a fucked up wack lancia with 900.000 km on the tacho, kebap nd burger stains, broken camshafts and a smokin pipe, yeh smokin from all that bullshit they pride themselves with  - so bad huh?

your pipe should match your package - you can be the whole package including parking system, smooth coniacian leather seats, sickest board computer, bang nd olufsen sound system and some nice rims. who wants a ferrari with 900.000 km which was handed over from one dirty fucker to the next dirty fucker - your worth decreases and decreases eachtime you give away another free ride with your pipe without him having any serious intentions. sure the same applies to men - but our sad society doesn't see "players" with a never ending hit list as less worthy, that's the sad truth - face it. those men will fuck around like there is no tomorrow, thinking once they decide to settle they can still pull diamonds out of the dirty coals - they need to face THEIR sad truth on their own soon enough.

it's foolish to think you can make a man settle with sex, sure he'll smash your ass, tell you how mindblowing good you suck him nd how u are the "sickest"- but will he make you his wifey? probably not - remember, nobody wants a wack nd broke ferrari when he can get a nice slick audi with less km and without those nasty stains - he'll hit you up for a free ride whenever he's bored but won't buy your cheap replica ass.

be picky - even if some girls look out for a fwb - be picky, you should be proud enough and worthy enough  to chose wisely who you invite for a ride. go and ask if you can ride a lambo for free - they'll be checkin you out and roll over the floor "man, you can't ride a lambo just like that" - THAT exact same look you'll be throwing on the next half ass player who tries to hook you up for free. because your pipe isn't a cheap theme park, right?